Allow
me to join the bandwagon. Allow me to associate myself with the "how
to..." bloggers of our generation. Let me throw the spanner into the
works by giving you expert advice on how to fail. Am not perturbed by
your opinion, since this is just another "how to." articles. Whether it
works for you or not it's none of my purpose today. How, I hope you pick
some sense out of the nonsense below.
How are you?
Are you stocked that I asked?
In
most instances this is a dishonest question that nobody waits for the
answer. The answer is always expertly framed and should never be
questioned. Honestly, I don't care whether you respond or not. It's just
another "how...?" question.
How do you do?
This is a dishonest greeting loaded with confusion. Mostly accompanied by a
smile. I don't know exactly what you are up to, and how you do it is
none of my concern. It's just another "how..?" question.
How did that happen?
A rhetoric that spurs creativity that has no substance. The answer is always never the reality.
I know you will tell me something to tell to another person who asks me the " how...?" question. It's just a fake news maker.
How can....?
Someone
is dishonest with his disbelief. He has lost hope but hopes to ride on
the experience of others. It never works. The most truthful answer to
this question is "YES YOU CAN PERIOD. ". Any extra answer is not only a
waste of resources but also a futile endeavor.
How will...?
Someone
here needs concrete advice. The problem with advice is it always lacks
commitment. If I give you advice, I let you do as you please. How you
will or will not do it won't be a secret to my success. Why not discover
your own secrets?
How to...?
Technology
is always dishonest. It will lure you with efficiency but will deny you
effectiveness. How to is a manager's fishing rod to catch a salary in
the next month.
The recipe to failure is to ask worthless technical questions. "How..." is the secret to absolute failure.
If you don't ask how...? ,how will you fail?
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