Tuesday, June 13, 2017

HOW TO FAIL 100%

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Allow me to join the bandwagon. Allow me to associate myself with the "how to..." bloggers of our generation. Let me throw the spanner into the works by giving you expert advice on how to fail. Am not perturbed by your opinion, since this is just another "how to." articles. Whether it works for you or not it's none of my purpose today. How, I hope you pick some sense out of the nonsense below. 
 
How are you? 
Are you stocked that I asked? 
In most instances this is a dishonest question that nobody waits for the answer. The answer is always expertly framed and should never be questioned. Honestly, I don't care whether you respond or not. It's just another "how...?" question. 
 
How do you do? 
This is a dishonest greeting loaded with confusion. Mostly accompanied by a smile. I don't know exactly what you are up to, and how you do it is none of my concern. It's just another "how..?" question. 
 
How did that happen? 
A rhetoric that spurs creativity that has no substance. The answer is always never the reality. 
I know you will tell me something to tell to another person who asks me the " how...?" question. It's just a fake news maker. 
 
How can....?
Someone is dishonest with his disbelief. He has lost hope but hopes to ride on the experience of others. It never works. The most truthful answer to this question is "YES YOU CAN PERIOD. ". Any extra answer is not only a waste of resources but also a futile endeavor. 

How will...? 
 
Someone  here needs concrete advice. The problem with advice is it always lacks commitment. If I give you advice, I let you do as you please. How you will or will not do it won't be a secret to my success. Why not discover your own secrets? 
 
How to...? 
Technology is always dishonest. It will lure you with efficiency but will deny you effectiveness. How to is a manager's fishing rod to catch a salary in the next month. 
The recipe to failure is to ask worthless technical questions. "How..." is the secret to absolute failure. 

If you don't ask  how...? ,how will you fail?

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